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i bet new peeps like me go, "wtf, this guy lives Hive with every breath and is going away what in the hell?", good retention tool we read it up to the very end, on hindsight i feel dumb, like i should have guess it :D

I'll admit this took some skill to pull off. It's a joke that can only work, once. But even the first few sentences I was already working in the hints. I chopped a lot of what I had originally as a lead up to what boils down to a punchline, left just enough for the reader to remain glued and not skip ahead. It was, in my humble opinion, well crafted; so don't feel dumb! LOL!