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You already know my dude.
Good ol' Tyrone Biggums. That is the only thought that comes to mind when I think of crack.

This was a wonderfully written post, I just had to add in my comedic relief on top of your metaphoric rhetoric.

I went from thinking he sounded like a cute kid who didn't get the gift he wanted for his birthday, to wanting to break his fingers he kept sliding through the slot. Too funny.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that's a woman. I probably pay them a dollar to go away though. That's a good deal if you ask me.

Probably only wanted that dollar so they’d have something to roll up and put up their nose for a supreme inhalation of that fresh albino powder.

Pure, uncut, Steemit vote powder. That shit's getting harder and harder to find.