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I think I am?

He is pissed arse blind. Hence the time lag in reply. Passed out right after commenting. On the kitchen floor, again.

At least you didn't break the cabinets.

Sounds like a cabinet challenge!!

Are you challenging me to a cabinet?

Starts to wrap a cabinet in cloth and tries to lift it so he can slap someone in the cheek with it, fails and ends up under it instead

Oof!

You're doing it wrong.

Hmm maybe like this?

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