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I'm cutting, think the Good Lady will mind if I chop up some of her duds?

Cut first, answer questions later.

You could be a Glasgow man with an attitude like that. Me likey!!!

I'd just end up cutting up my bagpipes and kilt.

It's hard to pin the bagpipes down for the cutting, they are canny beasts!

It's hard to pin the
Bagpipes down for the cutting,
They are canny beasts!

                 - meesterboom


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Wiping my ass with your traditions is probably a bad move, right!

Potentially, that's why they have so many nozzles on the pipes!!