@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself isn't lazy.

I'm simply swamped with life today.

^{Your Order}

Ah Yes

^Memories.

You know how some shows on television produce an episode of clips from previous episodes, then try to pass that off as a new show?

Today, I'm taking a page out of their books. If that's how the pros do it, I can too!

Instead of going through old posts and reminding myself why I produced these images in the first place, I'll go through my files and wing it.

So the first one up there, I think I made that to go along with a post where I pretended to be an artist working for the Illuminati. Of course, in the headline I spelled it Itanimulli and wrote the rest of the opening line in reverse so I could confuse readers and make them think I was speaking a different language so they don't look at the post because if you're working for the Illuminati, you probably don't want to get caught, because you'll be all over Youtube in a matter of minutes.

Smart thinking!

There's an image I made to go along with a post asking you folks out there to give it a name. I remember reading all kinds of creative responses, we had fun, but I have no clue what was said. I might do something like that again someday. I know some of you out there like to give my work nicknames so you might enjoy something like that.

Whoa!

^{What's going on there?}

Hmm. Maybe I should just move on to the next one.

^{The Clown Master Normone}

I remember that one well. I wrote a little story about...something. I know it was interesting and dealt with a little being that became the ignored conscience of some random corporate clown. Yes, it was some deep stuff. Some days I miss the brain I used to have that was capable of writing such amazing things. I'm sure, in time, it'll all come back to me.

Or, maybe it'll get worse and my mind will just end up looking like this:

^{Hoy Hoy}

I'm certain I produced that image, then shared only that image as a standalone post. Needless to say, I did not make much money that day. Maybe $1 or less. A hard lesson learned and that's one of the reasons why I don't do too many posts like that nowadays.

^Gerald

Gerald caused quite the stir. I remember it well.

Would you believe another member here took that image, posted it on his blog, then admitted later he did it just to insult me? True story. A few of us had to go and flag the post and of course he didn't like that, but whatever. I remember writing after about how if we're all going to live together in this house, I should be able to leave some spare change laying around and not have to worry about others stealing it. Right? Yes.

And just so you folks know, if you ever want to use some of my work, ask me. What's the worst that can happen? I might say no? What if I say yes? Maybe I'll ask for a small fee? We don't know unless you try, right?

That was a great invention I designed.

^{The cow was supposed to save the world.}

It's probably easier if I just quote the post instead of trying to explain it all again.

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How To Save the World, Power the Blockchain and Feed the Vegans... with Cows

I think the image is self explanatory, but I'll explain a few details of the process in case you're confused.

First, We'll Need a Cow

I decided to go with the trippiest looking cow I could find. Her name is Betty. Hi Betty!

Like any other cow, Betty gets hungry. Today, rather than throwing it in the garbage like most idiots, we've used city people lawn clippings. I've never understood why so many city folk waste perfectly fine cow food, but that's a story for another day. You can see the chute on the right of the apparatus. That is where you place the food. It slides down towards Betty's mouth and makes her excited.

Betty Likes to be Free Range

I've placed a treadmill on the floor of the apparatus to give Betty the feeling of freedom. Depending on how tender you want Betty to be or how much power you need, the incline can be adjusted.

That's right! Betty walking along while eating the luscious city people lawn clippings is what powers the blockchain! I've also added solar panels on top for good measure. This also provides Betty the shade she deserves.

You Mentioned Something About Vegans?

Yes I did, thanks for noticing. You see that pile of cow dung on the ground behind Betty?

That's Vegan Food!

Now, before you go crazy, I'm not telling the vegans to eat poop. Everyone who grows vegetables knows how important it is to keep your soil healthy. Manure, which is a combination of wheat or barley straw and dung is one of the best fertilizers known to humanity and is 100% organic! It'll help you grow the best damn carrots you ever ate!

Conclusion

When Betty is done her workout and feast, she's free to roam around the pasture again like most cows do. That's why I didn't include chains or harnesses.

Basically, everything here combined will save the world and make everyone happy for a change!

Hooray!

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Obviously, my idea didn't take off. That's okay though. I'm sure someday we'll see thousands of those contraptions, all over the planet!

I guess I'll end it with this:

A tower of eyes. Why not?

Have a nice day!

Credits: _{All images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "Looking back, I can see my future, somehow."}

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