Well it's been confirmed that I am the god of cookies as well.
Sadly I've been remiss (and a bit greedy) and there are currently no cookies available to offer. :(
I have, however, always wanted to have proper bagels available. New York style.
The ones around here aren't boiled at all. Basically bread rolls in a different shape. :/
Very cool that you can make bagels. (And fresh pasta and all)
I reckon that's why you get away with putting your foot in it with the good lady 👍🏼
Keep it up!
Yeah, thats what the bagels are mostly like around here with the very odd expensive exception. I think I will be making them on a regular basis!
Damn, no cookies. I am outraged. I might have to go kick something in the garden :OD
Go kick it!
Make sure it's a gnome.
Those fuckers love cookies and we don't have to spare right now 👍🏼
I have no time for these cookie stealing gnomes.
I will confirm them all to the bin of broken dreams!!
Perfect.
Please make sure it's animal proof.
Also...there's a bin right here next to me that's animal proof...
and I am unable to open it.
And there you have it. I'm not human after all. That explains everything 🤨
Holy quack. You have exposed yourself. Quick, grab your Go-Bag from the cupboard and flee the country!!
Geesh. So did you!
Humans don't quack dude. They LOL (whatever that is because I guffaw and snort... heck... more evidence)
Send helicopter. Already packed 👍🏼