Heheheh. What I get from this is that you've just turned 50. Isn't that right? Congrats and happy belated birthday. I'm just sorry to tell you that if you can't make people melt at 50, then forget it, you would never be able to do it again, ever! It's just (Which means she'll be lucky tomorrow too).
I have finally come to terms with neither being able to make people melt anymore and indeed being half a century old. It's all downhill from here!