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does baphomet count

Well I dont think Baphomet is much for giggling and playing pranks but do you boo.

I actually dont know what he's about other than permanently fucking up goat's public image

I mean come on written on his arm is separate, and then on the other arm it says join together the mans a walking buddhist oxymoron

AHH I actually know this one, he's a pagan demi god and yeah your right all he does is give bad ideals towards the family of Capra aegagrus hircus and straight up gets a train ran on him in 70% of modern horror films

Impressive goat knowledge man.

So how'd Baphomet wind up being a pulpy psuedo-Satanic symbol after his career as idiot-arm-haver

I'll take that as a compliment.

SO basically the knights templar ended up being prosecuted by some king, who basically labelled them as Baphomet supporters and burned them at the stake etc. Poor bastards had just fought the holy war and he burned em for burning rosemary next to a goats skull for luck in a fight. No respect for hard work there