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Does that mean I have to watch my underpants, in case they leap up during the night and attempt to assimilate me!!! Yeek!! :0D

You might need to subject them to an EMP. You should be safe, after they couldn't tolerate your system, but what if they assimilate your wife And turn her on you?

The it would be fire. The only answer that underpants understand when they go rogue!

The cleansing fire, of course! Just remember to take them off first.

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