I am so outraged by the fact that you find my outrage to be outrageous that I may collapse in on my self and form a black hole of super-outrage at any moment!!!!! 😲

Ugh yeah its a real pain in the ass but more importantly no one ever seems to look beyond their own butthurt and ask what happens if we assume we have a right NOT to be offended. In that world there is no free speech... ever - now THAT'S something worth finding offensive surely?

To be offended is a choice, not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us - David Bednar