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I know what everyone is going to tell me, I know. "You are taking in it too serious, its about dinos and running and fun" - Yes, I know it is, but I think logic should also come into the mix. After all, if you are going to make some pizza and call it pizza, you must include cheese and flour.
But, because I want to make sure people know what I disliked it so, and why I think its not worth watching, I will tell you precisely the movie sins that this "blockbuster" committed. Why? Because I may avoid eroding a pleasant childhood from a pre-millennial like myself.
In no particular order, here are some things the movie wants us to accept:
- Dinos stayed in the island the whole time, even though there were flyers and prehistoric whales
- All the Dinos continued to be females, yet they kept on making babies
- You could do a blood transfusion dino-dino because they are both predators??? WHAT??? So, I can take the blood from a tiger and put it into my cat? Come ON!!!!
Ok, I know, I know.... Maybe those things were not important, but I'm telling you, I'm getting old and I'm pushing back on change these days. I wonder if this is how @meno becomes more conservative? hrmm that is possible.
Anyways, here is the deal, don't watch it, but if you are going to watch it, don't pay for it, do whatever you can but watch it for free, don't finance sacrilege and illogical things like this, just don't do it.
I'm curious though, am I alone on this one? Am I the only one that thinks this movie sucked?
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My dear friend, I haven't seen it yet, but...
I'm one of those people who don't allow "something" that is "classic" to undergo horrific changes, it's like adapting a halogen or "neon" colored light to a "classic" porche auto, as you recommend: "if you're going to see it, don't pay, do what you can but look at it for free, don't finance sacrileges and illogical things like this"....".
Hahaha. I'll take your advice.
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They all suck and. nothing comes close to the original.
My favorite scene from the original is when the fat guy gets spit his face by those small raptor dudes lol.
Oh yes, that was amazing! - but... we could be getting old... should we ask the kids? maybe they love these...
Hahahaha that madness, not to the first one that I saw it, and not to this one that I did not see it. Thanks for your sacrifice.
yeah, don't watch it... not worth it at all...
I haven't seen the movie but if you feel it sucked maybe you could see it again, some movies take more than one watch to fully understand and you'd probably enjoy it. I would check it out
"I wonder if this is how @meno becomes more conservative?"
No. The definition of conservatism is to keep doing the same thing, for fear that change will wreck things. That means that sequels are the definition of conservatism. You must be getting more liberal lol.