The Fat Kid ruled the roost now. It had been a quiet takeover. One day I was The Daddy and next, he was crawling all over me, biting, drooling and beating me with his club-like fists.
It was the same old drill. One day you were the King of The Hill and then? Just some chewy thing for someone's slabbery mouth. I wasn't bothered. I had seen a lot of shit in this prison. In fact it seemed like every day there was new shit to see but really in the end... It was the same old shit.
I and the other inmates did as we were told. It kept the guard happy and it kept the Fat Kid happy. In the end all I cared about was making it to the end of my sentence.
Inwardly I groaned at the thought of all those years still to go.
It was just after lunch, the Fat Kid was sitting with the guard. Drool sliding down his chin. They were playing cards or something.
I was playing Ludo with the Skinny Kid, we were playing for cigarettes to make it more interesting. So far she owed me a pack of twenty.
There was a screech from the other table. We both looked up, The Fat Kid was thrashing about in a fury, he grabbed a bunch of brightly coloured keys from the guard and flung them to the ground.
The guard bent to get them only to have a water cup slammed down on her back.
Myself and the Skinny kid watched impassively. It was nothing to us to see one of the guards get a beat down.
The guard backed up our way and stared at the Fat Kid as he screamed his rage at the four walls.
It's his teeth, nothing is working. You are going to have to... take him out.
I looked at the Skinny Kid then at the guard.
That's a big ask... You will owe me one.
Just do it, I need a break. Please.
I looked over at the Fat Kid. He had gone quiet and seemed to have fallen asleep.
You sure about this?
I said. When someone wanted someone else taken out, it was best to make sure there weren't any misunderstandings.
Yes, I am sure.
The Guard and I looked at each other. For a moment we were just a man and a woman, no Prison, no inmates. Just us.
I found myself leaning in, what the hell? Was I about to kiss the guard?
The Fat Kid snorted in his sleep.
The moment shattered like a cheap vase.
The guard set her mouth in a grim line.
Take him out.
I looked over at the Fat Kid and nodded curtly.
Remember, you owe me.
I slipped from my chair and padded over to the Fat Kid, I looked down at his oh so peaceful face.
Time's up big guy.
Prison, ugly place to do anything,...You have to take care of Your front side, back side in order not to get unexpected gifts...
On contrary, I remember "Shawshank redemption" movie...The bestseller movie with Morgan Freemen & Tim Robbins. There are other things in it but this is one point. The guy was released from jail and he couldn't stand life out of jail and he returned back there...
It was quite the movie! I think lots of them can't adjust when they get out and end up back in. Madness if you ask me.
You defo have to be careful of unwanted gifts! :OD
Yes, just to keep our minds out of madness...Armours, we need armours in front and back...😲
Always always armour everywhere! :0)
The story is very interesting, the life of an inmate is hard, he has to be on the lookout for what happens to his surroundings.
Congratulations for the wonderful reading dear friend @meesterboom
I wish you a good start to the week
And a good start to you too @jlufer!
Ohh the memories of the teething bit. And the face rashes from soooo much drooling. They should make mouth bibs, lol. What might Ludo be, and who won? Surely you proceeded with said Skinny Kid, after taking out the Fat Kid.
I took them both out, to give mummy bear a break. She was a bit frazzled :O)
The slabbering teething nonsense is so wearing. Bite bite scream! All day, cant wait till the first one has popped, then we will be over the hump!
I feel bad for the little ones when that happens. Nothing worked for my son. They get through front teeth pain and then soon as we think coast is clear, the molars jump in the game of torment. I hope she had time to unfrazzle.
Yeah the molars are bad, I remember that wee gap of relief after the fronties. Ah the joys!
Yep, and then they face growing pains. Ahh, the luxury of being small fry.
This is sounding like it is going to be way too easy. Something tells me the fat kid is a more formidable match then estimated. Besides that, I’m thinking a favour like that will require quite the “pay” back. Might be better off doing the deed yourself.
Its all about scratching them backs! She owes me and I always collect, lol. Even if i t is in the far flung future
Yes, it is extremely important to give a break to the Guard (Good Lady), because dealing with a prisoner like Fat Kid with problems in his teething must be very difficult, without taking into account the prisoner Skinny Kid, who must also generate from time to time some revolts ... and now that the prisoner The Daddy is going to be transferred temporarily to the prison in Edinburgh, perhaps, it is harder for the Guard ... Maybe, the Guard needs someone to help her a little during the week ... Greetings @meesterboom
I think you have summed it up quite perfectly!
there is always a cheerful in your post
I do try :0)
If you are in prison and you drop the soap remember not to pick it up, well I do not know anything about prisons just hope the guard has not eaten onion: 3
Ah thats right, you dont bend over in case someone parks their bicycle!! :OD
Kombucha? And I thought they had pact with the devil for not to age lol
Well that helps too ;O)
Poor piggy...the fat kid, not the guard! I feel like it would be harder to shank a fatty, all that blubber to go through before hitting any organs ;)
Hehe, you are right there, so much distance to travel!!
Ice cream and frozen fruit cycles work for pain and swelling. Vodka slushies work for the parents...
Vodka slushies!!! I'm in! :0)
It is a wonder how you can spun this prison story connected with your family members. Impressive indeed! Upvoted!
Hehe, cheers!
What you need to buy, dear inmate, are earplugs and a portable cage.
Lol. Yes, that might be a good idea!
Oh yes, and a biohazard suit and welding gloves. Forgot to mention those, sorry about that.
Do whatever it takes to keep the guard happy. It will go easier for ya.
I suspect so!!
Why the more I read your posts, the more I don't want to make kids????
What a fucking nightmare.
Lol, there are many good bits! But no-one ever tells you about the terrible bird so I like to do that. lol!
The sad part is that when they grow up you miss all the drooling and the vomiting....enjoy it while it lasts. It is over faster than you can even imagine.
I know, it's mad. It's so intense at the time you just want it to end!
Sweeet! I mean, it was just as funny and entertaining as your regular stuff, but sneaking in the "oh so peaceful face" made this mama's heart melt! Nicely done Boom, nicely done!
Oh, and I've moving up in the Steem world! Just learned about curation trails and such. Figured our a way to upvote my favorites so I won't forget when I post and you sir, are on the list. Thank you for always entertaining me with a good snicker when I am ready to make a break from this madhouse. I sincerely appreciate your contribution to my mental health! Lol!
Well thank you very much. You are becoming a mover and a shaker!!
I will try to remain slightly amusing :0D
wow is great 🤘🤘
have a good day my freids
And the very same to you!
Nice story i like the way you write and the course of events.
I contend you on these actions. I did similar after reading The Secret
Interesting story. You should have fought with the fat kid and go with the guard 😊. This is lovely
You might be right :0)
Lols 😀😀😀
Interesting story.resteem and upvote done.
You are kind and honest champion. I offer you my seed to carry. Should you accept you would do me great honour
ok sir.i agree.
We must arrange a time and place for the sacrament
Really was a story that enjoyed of reading ..
Thank you very much!
Poor fat kid, he only wanted to free...
Lol, yes indeed!
Wow nice post, success is always for you friend
Me thinks you need a conjugal visit really soon to strengthen your resolve, daddy-o. I hope you weren't too rough on The Fat Kid, after all he's a prisoner just like you. I get that there's a pyramid and only one person can sit at the top, but you know, we could all flip pyramids once in a while and turn the tables.
Very good
Very!
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Right you, are you wanting flagged?
Okey thanks
Very good
Lolz!
Stop it
I slowed my gif down so it can be read, lol.
Hehe, you mean it was faster than that!
Lol, yeah. I can't seem to shorten the frame either without messing it up. I tried before resetting this one, but all it did was cut out the middle picture. I still like yours better and almost used it instead.
Haha , quite interesting way of ending my evening . The ideas are so connected one to each other . This is what made me comment : the clever way you expose facts . Man you are cool .
Thanks man.
Honest man, what a load of horse shit. And no vote. Dont even ask why you are getting downvoted...
Umm . That really hurt me . But if you like donwvoting or what ever ...... i will let my appreciation anyway because i look at the art not at the artist . .. Your post really made me feel confortable this evening but as long as you think we are commenting just to stand out with gorgeous words only to get attention ..... do it how you want .
And i read it again to see if i missed anything or what i said in the first comment had nothing to do with the content you provided .... I am really fascinating by how the story goes ....
What did i say wrong ?
Please view this ... it may say something . : https://steemit.com/life/@natanaelbara/i-must-ask-why-i-must-to-do-it
Peace out .
The best of luck.
It just looked like plain old spam. I mean seriously...
The ideas are so connected one to each other
I mean come on. What does that mean in relation to the post?
the clever way you expose facts
What facts? Did you read the post?
You can't tell me you werent just spamming for upvotes. I mean I am not an idiot and yet people that spam constantly think that everyyone else is
YOU NEVER EVEN VOTED ON THE POST YOU SPAMMED?!
I did not meant to reply at my post . To reply to our conversation
Yes i read the post. When i mean ideas i say the flow of the content is smooth natural. Mabye i am not the one who can say in words what i want to say ... what i am thinking.
My appologies. Spamming ? Why would i do that for upvotes? Isnt this community porpose to encourage others ?
Well it is to encourage others do why didn't you use your vote?
You managed to comment but you did not vote?
Mark of a spammer
I must say you got a point. But that does not make me a spammer agree?
I got so confused tonight .Could we please forget about it? Could you also remove your flag? I would appreciate it.
And I have forgotten about it
To show you that i am not spamming i already followed you. And for the future i will pay more interest in letting comments that are not treated like spamming .
Please leave at least a reply ...
I read your post that you linked. I can't think of anything to reply with
Very good
Lol