It would be a hard one to break the ice with at parties.
Done people can't hold their water, Jack has always been tied worst
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It would be a hard one to break the ice with at parties.
Done people can't hold their water, Jack has always been tied worst
Did you know an elk is just a mobile coat rack? Engineered to be fast in case you forget your coat? Couldn't teach the damn thing to come. Just kept stealing coats. That was a costly one. And the dogs just run in circles trying to catch the bone.
I did know that but only because I bought one from IKEA. Never again. It was a total pain in the arse to glue to the wall, kept kicking and making this awful groaning mooing noise. I had to beat it senseless before pinning it up and even then it wouldn't shut up for days and kept dripping blood on my good carpet!?
They rushed production! Had tranquilizer darts that double as screws but they didn't come in on time. That's why it says, "Just kidding," under that section of the building plans.
And the maintenance cats are supposed to do the blood licking but I crossed the wires somehow turning them into self-centered manure spreaders that couldn't fertilize a garden even if their life depended on it. But they do apply a protective layer for your carpet so that still works.
See, I am rubbish at home improvements. I thought the noise was maybe a feature or something. I thought I was doing something wrong and in fact I was. Tranquliser screws... So much utility!
Beavers are just noiseless chainsaws, dude. They even stockpile the wood. I don't know why you're paying money to go gawk at my employees and a wood pile, but I'll try not to be offended.
Ok, I will admit it. I was told that I would be getting a beaver NFT. All I had to do was go pick it up.
Now it looks like I have been scammed... Again!
Reminds me of that time I bought Bitcoin. 3 of them. Really nice designs. Paid $500 shipping. I knew they said exchange was slow but it's been 2 years and I'm still waiting.