It is the best time to be alive!!
Truly the power of the song transcends words! I was humming it when I was standing in line to buy some eggs and there was a lady in a wheelchair behind me. The guy selling eggs put up a sign saying they were all sold out and we were all gutted. Then suddenly that song came into my head and I started singing it. The lady in the wheelchair behind me screamed as she was lifted bodily into the air by her now working healthy legs and eggs started flying out from her giblet factory
There were tears of joy and many omelettes that day!!
Hurrah!!
There was no egg shortage, dude. There was a shortage of respect for the abilities of Chris De Burgh.
You know the old saying: Give a man a hen house and he'll have a house for hens. Teach a man how to sing Lady in Red to his hens all night and he'll get eggs from them.
This event is going to solve all the world's problems.
These are wise words to live by. Damn tooting!
You know, I don't want to be presumptuous. But I think this event has already started to work on the world's problems. I looked out the window and it was light whereas only a week ago it was dark. Truly the good times are coming!
OMG it's light here too!
Change is a comin!!