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I made an incision and took out a vision. I know I'm not a surgeon but it's still a good version of thought dispersion.

You nailed it flat, with only some contortion never once feared you would get less than your portion someone else will find their misfortune.

I should write fortune cookie things

You will have quite the proportion of thought abortion and it won't even require extortion.

Gastric tortion. Sticks with me like Tim Horton.

Incidentally, I really don't like Tim Hortons

That's stained piss water cut with addiction. Whoever said it's good was writing fiction.

Fiction is for fools and those who write madly I will stay with facts and blow bubbles quite gladly

Call Bradley. Sadly, I shit myself badly and won't be in today.