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Dude! I have a great idea for a commercial!

You're on a surfboard being pulled along by two dolphins in front of a crypto tsunami. Then it hits shore and The Boom Savant flies into the air and lands on a rooftop pool party directly into a lounge chair with women in bikinis all around and they start feeding you grapes!

That aoint no commercial! That is my daily fantasy. Thats why I am in this game, one day this will happen!

I made an incision and took out a vision. I know I'm not a surgeon but it's still a good version of thought dispersion.

You nailed it flat, with only some contortion never once feared you would get less than your portion someone else will find their misfortune.

I should write fortune cookie things

You will have quite the proportion of thought abortion and it won't even require extortion.

Gastric tortion. Sticks with me like Tim Horton.

Incidentally, I really don't like Tim Hortons

That's stained piss water cut with addiction. Whoever said it's good was writing fiction.