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Perfect.

Please make sure it's animal proof.

Also...there's a bin right here next to me that's animal proof...

and I am unable to open it.

And there you have it. I'm not human after all. That explains everything 🤨

Holy quack. You have exposed yourself. Quick, grab your Go-Bag from the cupboard and flee the country!!

Geesh. So did you!

Humans don't quack dude. They LOL (whatever that is because I guffaw and snort... heck... more evidence)

Send helicopter. Already packed 👍🏼