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Smart phones and microwaves, my friend

No two alike.

Or it's us. I vote for the former.

I know I'm getting old because I don't trust the tech anymore.

"Tap?" They ask when I hand over my card.

"Nope." I say as I enter my pin. "I'm old school."

ps. I'm typing this with my index finger while the eleven year old makes fun of me. True story.

Lol, that made me laugh.

I use the swipey keyboard and it looks like magic to all involved. I like to think I am the techy guy although funnily enough. I am starting to distrust everything tech myself.

Fark! I hope it doesn't get worse and I end up one of those people stuck at the barriers in the train station trying to work out how to swipe/insert/present their ticket! :OD

Now you made me LOL.

The swipey keyboard terrifies me and I have to close everything to get rid of it or restart my phone. What is that anyway???

The tech is moving too fast. Trust no-one but the eleven year olds 👍

p.s. If you stay nimble you can still jump the barriers and you'll probably get away with it 'cause nobody will believe and old person could do it. #justsaying #thatstheplan

I love the swipey keybaord. I can "type" or swype at a furious rate. Unfortunately my typo rate is through the roof and many a message I have sent has caused confusion and people thinking I am more of a buffoon than I am.

The eleven year olds will probably be writing texts with brain implants soon and laughing at us all! :OD

Oh - typos can be brilliant 😁 I'd go with the flow for sure.

Yes they will. But they're already laughing at us. Hate to break it to ya!

I kinda suspected as much! Lol!