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     6 years ago  

    I just wondering when the child will grow up.
    You are not GOD.
    I won't waste my precious time with you.

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     6 years ago  

    You seem mighty sure of your facts youngster.

    What if I AM GOD?

    Would you dance with me?

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     6 years ago  

    GOD is seeing you, pretending to be HIM.
    I hope my Lord will forgive you.

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     6 years ago  

    I FORGIVE you my once begotten SON.

    Now get over here and let me kiss that vagina.

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     6 years ago  

    God will forgive you.
    He will not have to leave burning in hellfire

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     6 years ago  

    He could never leave me, every Thursday I get him a big juicy bone from the butcher's