Lol, I could handle a cork attack I am sure.
We had a bottle where the cork was totally jammed. I was holding it against my chest and straining away at it. It wasn't budging so I heaved really hard whilst pulling it tight against me so it doesn't slip. And I heard a crick noise and was like oh fuck, that's my rib. They laughed like mate when I showed them at the hospital.
Never again! 🤣🤣
Oh I see. That makes more sense lol. Damn though. The ways that we find to hurt ourselves as we get older are wild.
I once severly pulled my neck muscle while stretching in the morning. I had to wear a neck brace for like 4 days. Now I'm afraid to stretch 😂
Glad you're doing better now
Yeah, I am fairly sure It wouldn't have happened five/ten years ago. Fucking getting weak! Although conversely, before that I was doing pretty good in the gym!
I have done things like that, never as bad as getting a neck brace but pulling things and the like from innocuous activities like stretching out to get something in the back seat of the car and going aaaaaaagh at something pinging in my shoulder. 🤣🤣
Exactly. It's the innocuous things that get you. I've literally said to myself "well I guess now I have to limber up and stretch before doing anything" putting dishes away, getting dressed...etc
But then you injure yourself stretching and it's like "well what the fuck am I supposed to do then!?!"
Heh heh, yup! You can injure yourself tossing and turning in bed 😀😀 There is no hope!