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I hope your wearing yer Kilt :)

Lol, no. Strictly for weddings that one. Oh aye, and if the missus fancies a bit of purple monkey hiding!!

Bless her I think she needs the beer more than you then lol

She's on the low alcohol stuff!!

Cos you drink all the beer

No!! Cos she is expecting boom number 2!!

Oh WOW That's brilliant, Congratulations to you both, I never knew....Exciting times :)