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Oldness should fall down the stairs and break it's fucken neck. And then stars should fall down the stairs and do the same...bastard stairs and oldness.

Totally man, I am going to get a lift installed or a firefighters pole. :OD

Get both, and a stripper pole as well.

Dammit, you saw right through me. A strippers pole it is!!

That's the way to do it.