I've got the saw! I am there! I have not relinquished all manliness just yet.
Now I just need to work on the beard. Mine is a straggly creature. It always makes me look shifty af!!
I've got the saw! I am there! I have not relinquished all manliness just yet.
Now I just need to work on the beard. Mine is a straggly creature. It always makes me look shifty af!!
Yay for circular saws!
Re: Scraggly beards...Go for a big moustache with curled ends...that makes up for the lack of a beard. Gangs of NY style.
I have always fancied those curly 'taches! I think it would be the final thing I need to be the gentleman I truly am!!
You must...And once appropriately 'stached you will then be henceforth considered to be of the Gentry.
Oooo, that has a nice ring to it!
You'll be able to (officially) have serfs. It's glorious.
I love a serf. Serfdom is overlooked these days
As one of the privileged Gentry, you can expect those Serfs to toil away on your behalf from 5am to 8pm, 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. And you? All you have to worry about is what colour tights and jerkin you're wearing and that your court jester is, indeed, funny 'Tis a grand life...for the Gentry. The Serfs, not so much.