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That’s very good.

I can tell you one thing the thing that hurt the most after my surgery was my teeth! So after I woke up and my surgeon came to visit me, I asked: you did open up the back of my neck and cut my spine, but why my teeth hurt!?

Answer was: Lol! You bite into your restraints while I gave you electric shock into your Spine!

They were testing if I was alive and have all my bodily functions! :)

Good lord man. That sounds almost mediaeval!!

The worst apparently from this one is making them wear toast before they go home to make sure that they can swallow ok. I had my tonsils out when I was young and I am pretty sure I remember that bit was the worst of all!

It's worse!

I also have various tubes going into my mouth and a steel frame that hold my back of the head and pushes down on my shoulders to stretch my neck as I lay face down. Due to the shock my whole body bounced on the operating table!!

Fairly graphic as I imagine it! :)

That does sound fairly graphic. It must also be slightly surreal to imagine it happening to you and not having any awareness of it. Apart from the pain afterwards obvs. I take it you are still doing well? It seems like quite the monumentous op!

Zero pain and no medication now.

I am doing great. Doctors, family all surprised

That's awesome. You big tough bastard you!! 😀😀