Oh man!! That is hilarious!! I mean it is awful but what a tale. What a wee bastard Fatty is!! Poor Howie and you!
My cat shady has previously been an evil pisser. We used to have this amazing wicker bowl sort of chair thing. Literally a giant quilted half software that was amazing to sit in. Or at least it was until she pissed in it relentlessly till we had to throw it out!
Cats are utter bastarts at times!!
Oh, it is definitely hilarious!! In the moment it was horrifying, but by the time it was all cleaned up we found it hysterical. And Fatty always seemed to love Howie, so I think he may have taken marking territory to a whole new level! Howie on the other hand lost a bit of his love for the obese furball, understandably 😆
He was declaring his undying love through the medium of shit!
Oh dear. I love looking back at these things after the fact but at the time they are mental. You were right to lock him out as the last thing you would have wanted was a repeat!