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It's massive!

You only see one face?

I see the important one. King Moo and a couple of bit players loitering about looking antsy

How do you know that's the important one? Does it make you feel important?

It whispered so. In my my head. It told me lots of things and yes, one of those was that I, I am the important one.

There is work for me, much work. I must get going

Your your head might might be malmalmalfunctioning due to an over abundance of importance stance.

If you're working on a beer, be sure to wipe the can first. Cola companies are attempting to depopulate beer drinkers in order to corner the market on fizz.

I am working on a beer right now. Perhaps that is where my intellect has gone!!

Bloody Cola. ITs only good for cleaning coins and toilet pans!

Big Cola is going to fuck this world, man. I just knwo it.