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No! It's a cardigan!

You're sticking your neck of on this one!

Don't talk about my neck like that! It's a sensitive area! How dare you.

It's got a back. Which is odd for a neck. Is it?

You're in a lot of trouble, back neck guy

Yer a feckin backneck.

You've got two backnecks! One aint even on your neck, eeewwww!!

You said you wouldn't tell!