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This is good. You're one of the rare who can actually make me laugh. Still cracking up over the time you threw that beer... LOL!

Hehe, and the grass is still alive!!

Are the bugs still drunk?

It's hard to tell with the Scottish bugs, they might have been drunk to start with!

That's what I was thinking, but it's always better if you say it in this day and age. The politically correct stuff... sigh.

Oh the pc brigade. Always do ready to leap upon offense!!!

It's hard to tell with
The Scottish bugs, they might have
Been drunk to start with!

                 - meesterboom


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