It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year.
Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover... Me, I said nothing but maintained a handsome fortitude through the ordeal attracting many a lady and the occasional feller alike.
We arrived and made approving oohs and ahhhhs at the Indian minivan.
Then we marveled at a collection of old shit coloured cars.
Before exclaiming in awe at the steam powered Elephant inseminator from the 1900's
No one is more glad than the elephants that things have moved on somewhat.
Some of the old cars were in black and white which is a strange thing to witness in the flesh.
At last we came across the Silent Horses of the Underbobs that guarded the famous Street Of The Dead.
Normally this slice of 1900's Britain was a bustling affair full of tourists and their cameras getting all snappy like a Florida alligator on the Viagra.
However, today, thanks to the power of Google AI the streets were eerily empty and silent.
At one point the Good Lady and the kids came across me as I was erasing the humanity from this glorious piece of history.
You can't just wipe people out of existence with your phone!?
They cried in horror.
I turned to them and a great fat tear rolled down my cheek.
But I can..
And then I wiped them gone too and finally, the world was silent.
Before the erasening... All hail our AI overlords.
It's a right laugh, really. Last night I was mucking about with ChatGPT and decided to brush up on my English. It's cracking for that, innit? It corrects me ever so kindly, and I must say, I'm absolute rubbish at writing in English on my own. I'm slower than a tortoise in treacle with my learning, which I suppose is a good thing, considering I asked this AI wizard to write me this text chock-full of British slang. At the end of the day, I'm still learning. We're not going to erase anything in this comment, I'll jot it down in my study notebook.
(Everything underlined is new to me) 😄 Are those expressions correct?
Now, in my own words: May 2025 brings you and your family good health, prosperity and much more adventures. I know love is guaranteed in your home, that is a fact. I also wish your creativity never stops. Many joyful moments I´ve experienced reading your stories, with a sharp sense of humour that we cannot miss.
;) I know, need to polish that english as a porcelain. A goal to achieve next year.
Hahahah! That is quite good actually! Everything except for the tortoise in traeacle which sounds like something from a century ago! :OD
I shall have to work on my Spanish! I might ask ChattGPT to help!
😂 a century ago! then it's no good to me, I'm going to look very old-fashioned. I'll see you speaking Spanish like Don Quixote.
/... Ah... only the tortoise... the rest ok. now I got it. 🤣
Haha, wasnt he ages ago too! We will both be speaking like people from times past! :OD
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Ah yes, the steam powered elephant inseminator. T'was a fine job, elephant inseminator operator, but alas, AI has taken over the duties now...but they fuck everyone not just elephants. At least the elephants get a break though.
The elephants are ever grateful for the rise of AI. It saves them from the inseminator which cares not for gender and punished all who came it's way!!
The AI's bring a multitude of problems but I think the elephants are pro-AI and it's understandable. Now, the only problem the elephants, or 'phants' as I refer to them as, have nothing to worry about...except getting fucken killed by a human because their tusks are an ancient Chinese herbal remedy for...well, I suppose it doesn't matter, they're on the chopping block regardless.
Poor 'phants, forever in fear of bits of themselves being powdered to arouse a chinamans nethers!
With the advance of AI, it looks like they might have picked the right side for this one!
Maybe one day the AI's will target Chinese nethers; AI's know no bounds.
AI is a nsughty minx. I cant wait to trade in the Good Lady's brain for an AI equivalent without the gnarly moon bits
We all have that aspiration, and so we should. I mean, AI with great tits...what's not to like. It's the pinnacle of human-digital evolution.
Your results are astounding...I may have to try this 'erasing' magic, too lol. Without the humans in there it looks like a movie set. I'm sure that's how the travel brochures lure people in to visit the popular tourist spots. Then when you finally get there you realize you are stuck right in the middle of a huge throng of armpits and assholes, with no fresh breath to be drawn anywhere.
Hehe, now that you mention it I suspect they do do that. All those "unspoiled" beaches and then when you are on them they are jam packed with lard.
The other new thing I have noticed is the Instagram girls taking pics at the shoreline!
lol yep, I wonder at those beach pics. It maybe a hot girl at the shoreline talking like she discovered some hidden paradise when there actually is a big ol' gomer standing right beside her lol. She just magically disappeared him, poor guy.
AI, the tool of gomers and doofus'es all over. Who would have saw this glorious future! 🤣
We're alive!!! If only it would work in real life lol
Yeah kids is always a pisser on fun 🤣🤣
lol
I assume it would be more safe to be around a Floridian alligator that is on Viagra and somewhat distracted by other matters than eating humans, as opposed to being around an alligator that is not on Viagra. Should I ever venture into Florida I must remember to take some Viagra.
I'm all for the erasening and can I thank you for doing that, it made the pictures of this museum far more enjoyable. Foolishly I did take a look at the picture before the erasening, gah what was I thinking!
Silence is bliss sometimes, or maybe that's most of the time.
VIP reward: 0.4 Hive.
It was indeed a far nicer experience with the removal of the humanity. Such a waste to have them cluttering up a public gallery :OD
You can buy Nerf guns that have been customized to fire Viagra, one shot is usually enough for them!
Id forgotten about this museum again when we came up last time! Did you read about the local politician who rescued all the old Glasgow underground stock when it was replaced and is going to use the trains as playrooms and community artworks etc?
Anyway, it's amazing what google can get up to these days, i would never have guessed just looking at the pictures. I tried to remove people and a huge light post in front of a building just a couple of years ago but the result didn't stand up to much scrutiny. Just shows how far things have come in such a short time.
Have a great night whatever you're doing this evening and take notes as you go cos no doubt, you'll be out of it until at least the weekend and will have forgotten everything ;-)
I didnt read about that. Thats a fabby idea!
I was amazed at how adding AI to the usual rubbish deleting people thing worked as it obviously saw where the shite blobs were and replaced them with something realistic!
Tonight will be grand, although my daughter wants to stay up all night. I am like pfft, two and you will be lucky!
The erase feature is nice for photo edits. The one in the editor that I use isn't perfect and can leave a smudge if the item being erased is too big or the photo too busy so I use it sparingly. Looks like you found a good one 👍
The one I used to use often left a smudge but they have introduced an AI version on Google photos that quite cleverly takes them out almost without a trace although sometimes there can be the odd artefact!
OK gotcha. I'll look into that. I use the Google editor and never noticed it I'll look again
It's the little AI option instead of the smudge leaving one that is still there!
Omg! I see it now. Just tried it. Wow that works amazing.
It does, doesnt it! I couldnt believe how well it worked
I'm still processing the steam power elephant inseminator. Elon Musk could like create an elegant solar power solution, but it is good to know that in the event of an EMP and a grid collapse the elephants will be take care of.
I'm just old enough to recall when the world was still transitioning from black and white to color, turning down the wrong street could be a jarring when the color ran out.
It was a terrible time and then we had the transition to HD. You could meet someone in a night club and wake up in the morning beside them only to find that they were all low res and you were in glorious 4K :OD
Future generations won't be able to believe any photos from now. 'Photographic evidence' is dead!
Small museums can be fun. There's usually something quirky. There was a transport museum near here that had a random Dr Who monster.
Happy Hogmanay.
You have a very good point, b if this kind of thing becomes standard with even phone's AI coding to add things or remove then the photographic record will be worthless from now!
This one has a few amusing things scattered throughout. I was a tad disappointed as the old tall ship that is moored there wasn't open because of the wind!
If anyone finds an overly edgy post or photo me from here on out I'm just claiming it's AI full stop.
I have a friend that goes to that very museum and they love it. My question is how did that Indian van get all the way up to Scotland and at what point was it abandoned. I presume it was abandoned due to the adverse weather conditions and a "Fuck this, we are better off in Mumbai" was uttered by one of the Indian folk, most likely the father
I can see them now thinking, why does this rain never stop? Do the clouds ever part? Why is everything grey? 🤣🤣
I lile that function of AI fpr photos on smartphones. I think to buy one with AI feature in 2025 :)
You can even get the AI stuff on older phones, mine is an S22!
S series is supratemporal :)
Haha, sometimes it feels like it!!
That Indian minivan is pretty cool.. I think I'll pass on the insemination though. It's not a good week for that. Maybe next week.
2025 is the year for insemination. AI style!! 😃😃
Hahaha, yeah.. I could feel the horror of your wife and child, I think people in the picture is part of the good output.
Anyway, it's your choice.😄
The museum is interesting to visit, they displayed unique things.😊 Thank you for sharing.😊
I would normally leave people in but once I started taking them out I couldn't stop!! 😃😃
Hahaha, I think you wanted a peaceful place.😄😄
Maybe a little too peaceful 😃
😅😅and the AI came to achieve it.😄
I'd love to give the inseminator a try
!pimp
You would need a whole bunch of elephants!! 😃😃
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They are not just relics, they are precious works of art. Thanks for sharing your photos. Have a nice weekend
Thank you for viewing my relics! :OD
In this post I just want to tell you Happy New Year, may GOD bless you and your family.
Happy new year to you and yours too mate!!
You traveled back in time. I really liked the car from the 1990s.
There were some very cool cars there!
Carros antiguos se ven maravillosos
Yes, they are very good!!
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Wow! I love them!
Thank ya, its a fascinating place!
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