@hopehuggs I think being a pole dancer for two days is the best one. I don't think I would have lasted that long either.
My weirdest jobs - I worked at a very fancy Moroccan Restaurant as a server. we had to dress up in traditional garb, customers were required to remove their shoes, sit on the ground and eat with their bare hands, we had carry huge silver trays filled with food over seven courses, and weave back and forth from dining room to kitchen and try not to bump into the belly dancers - dropping our trays, potentially injuring a table full of people. It was very challenging- but the tips were huge.
Then i moved to NYC to become a makeup artist apprentice- as the assistant, I had to paint models with body makeup for certain shots. We had to do a "nude" shot of Christy Turlington for a YSL ad, and I had to paint her backside with a huge paint brush to get the shot. We were both very embarrassed and shy. but we got through it. It could have been worse.