So, I have been working on getting my mind refocussed on what is truly important in life and I think I'm finally getting there.
So, I have been working on getting my mind refocussed on what is truly important in life and I think I'm finally getting there.
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. --Alexandre Dumas--
They have rights who dare maintain them. -- James Russell Lowell
In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.
`Psychophallystisis.'
Nice tie... BONEHEAD!
Disperse you Rebels - Damn you, throw down your Arms and disperse. -- Maj. John Pitcairn, Lexington, MA, April 19, 1775
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet then your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
Beardsley's Warning to Lawyers: Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.
Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.
Chisholm's Second Law: When things are going well, something will go wrong.
Right. Who's got a boil on his semprini then?
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw--
Animals have these advantages over man: they have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. --Voltaire--
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. --Mell Lazarus--
Laws of Programming: #13 - Any program will expand to fill all available memory
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possi- bility that there may be something to them which we are missing. --Gamal Abdel Nasser--
?Que pasa, Senorita? !I am el fugitivo!
The right of citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against the tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible. - Senator Hubert Humphrey
How was it, little buddy?
Curse you, Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people.
In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.
It wouldn't be sporting to just run over them... Would it?
Thoughts on Programming, Number 13: In some terminal systems ... the user can keep his program from being pushed down in the priority stack by fiddling with the shift key while he is thinking. -The Psychology of Computer Programming, Gerald M. Weinberg
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind. --H. L. Mencken--
Don't be stupid. Be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party.
Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia. More fun than humans should be allowed to have.
Oh, so you don't like it?
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
Murphy's Law, Version No. 13: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation for detail.
Storage compartments? Storage compartments?
Yes, make yourself scarce, Two-Sheds. This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!
Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy: 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate. 3) When in charge, ponder.
Thoughts on Programming, Number 23: Designing grand concepts is fun; finding nitty little bugs is just work. -The Mythical Man-Month Frederick P. Brooks, Jr.
Oh Good Lord yes. The place is a constant blaze!
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. --Nietzsche--
To me it is like a mountain.. a vast BOWL of PUS!
In the arguments over the validity of the Theory of Quantum Mechanics, Dr. Albert Einstein uttered his now oft-quoted line, 'God does not play dice with the Universe' but rarely quoted is Dr. Neils Bohr's response, 'Albert, stop telling God what to do.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. --Frank Zappa--
Fallibility: Fallible men design fallible computers. A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
...the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious. -- Joseph Goebbels - Nazi Propaganda Minister
Love is the most subtle form of self-interest. --Holbrook Jackson--
Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it.
Landau's Programming Paradox: #3 A software committee of one is limited by its own horizon and will only specify that far.
Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Thoughts on Programming, Number 20: A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea. -Dutch proverb
Human war has been the most successful of our cultural traditions. --Robert Ardrey--
Sentry: 'Halt, who goes there?' Voice : 'American. Sentry: 'Advance and recite the second verse of the Star Spangled Banner. Voice : 'I don't know it. Sentry: 'Proceed, American.