Trump intends to use new bionic technology to defeat ISIS for good!

in #life7 years ago

In the long war against terrorism, there have been many casualties on both sides.
Many people have lost hope that the brutal attacks and terrible disasters will ever come to an end.
And just as many people thought that America would crumble under Trumps inauguration, that this ignorant businessman wouldn´t have any knowledge about politics, humanity and justice. But maybe he´ll prove them all wrong.
Through an anonymous source, that we won´t name, but who is a part of the upper echelon of the military, we were able to find out that Trump has a practical possibility of having success with his newly developed bionic weapon against the IS.

Ara.jpg
Source: Fox News

US president Donald Trump with the Saudi Arabian crown prince and minister of defence Mohammed bin Salman shaking hands before they go to their conference.

Since 4th of February 2017 negotiations between the US and Saudi Arabia are going at full blast.
It was decided that Saudi Arabia will export 1400 healthy goats per month to the US, so that they can be trained by special forces in fighting terrorism.
The act of using goats as units have been heavily protested by animal welfare groups like „Peta“. But they stopped, because they realized that they cannot stand in the way of the goats´ dreams of protecting their homeland.

First concept of the Special Unit „Goatbomber“

Goat.jpg
Source: Area 51

It was scheduled that there will be 6000 fully operational „Goatbomber“ until September.
They will infiltrate the enemy territory over the course of the next month.

You can see by this image that this „Goatbomber“ is a seamless fusion of the animal world and science. Each of those brave goats will be loaded with 1220g TNT which they will be carrying until they accomplish their mission.
The trigger for the TNT is affixed at the Regio glutealis , a region prone to assaults by
IS-fighters.

Scientists believe that with the help of this trailblazing technology terrorism
will be defeated by 90% midway through 2018.

This article is not racially motivated. We hope that you enjoyed our little article and took it with humor!
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Your Patrick and Michael

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