The daily life of a conservative politician
Wake up , go to westminster , claim your £300 per day expenses , go home , have a £39.00 breakfast and check the tax haven your money is held in is ok , check your private business interests are getting backing from the governments public purse , add up your wealth and profits , put your feet up and have more cake .
The daily life of a welfare benefit scrounger ( sarcasm , best point that out )
Wake up , go nowhere , open fridge to see only cold baked beans and out of date bread and face a welfare sanction.
Fairness is a tory word ( they use it a lot ) and it means anything they want it to mean , to suit any agenda they may think of .
Work sets you free