You know I read the entire post, well I always do the same, plus I laugh while I read and imagine, but I'm going to focus on what you say about the two births, when you say you were screaming I imagined you screaming and the good lady looking at you ahahahah, I guess the look told you, hey, silly, I'm the one giving birth, stop yelling, that's my job, hahahahaha
Lol, that is pretty much the way it was. Well, she was screaming too. The births were terrible. Like being in a slaughterhouse when they just decide to start killing the humans too and splashing blood up the walls. I will never be the same! :OD