So it finally happened... you decided to expire yourself huh?

You can pretend, but I know you’re sitting behind your computer with not a stitch on, probably haven’t shaved, showered or brushed your teeth for — checks last posting date — 17 days. No doubt you resemble that mythical Yeti, and not that cute guy you briefly revealed yourself to be.

Is crypto worth turning yourself into an anti-social media monster?

Is being compared to corn and found to be lesser so bad? Corn is an essential staple of our civilization after all. It deserves to have a moment on the trending page. Most of us know and can relate to corn.
The ability to relate = $$$.

So why not just work off your frustration. Just find a dead tree, nail a sign to it that says: ‘F*cked Up Steemit Trending Page’ and smack it with your hockey stick. A bit like boxing, only a little more psycho...

Then when you run out of energy, it’s okay to fall to the ground and have a manly cry at being defeated by a corn cob. Just release the poison, then dust yourself off and return a changed man...like Gandalf.

But if you’re determined to be melancholy, here...listen to this. Just remember to replace the very last word in the song from ‘rose’ to ‘corn’.

Maybe it’ll help you see corn in a more sentimental, loving light...