You: "it's Friday and I have the day off. What shall I do with myself. I know I'll, relax and enjoy myself in peace and catch up on my gaming!" 😁
Wife: "oh good you're off today. Here, I made a long list of chores that I need you to do for me!" 😈
You: "mother$!##%$!🤬😡
The situation in a nutshell. I must confess when she told me she was talking a half day my heart sank a bit 🤣🤣