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RE: The Touching

in #life2 years ago

I am now questioning my youth and worrying I seem like an old fucker 🤣🤣

Doing anything while someone is watching you though is nerve wrecking haha. Its a lot of pressure. Half the time I can't even speak when I'm out in public. Someone asks me a simple question and I completely freeze up.

"Would you like a bag for that?"

Me: ... ... (in head: oh God someone is talking to me. Quick think of something to say) ... "Oh no thank you."

Walks out of the store juggling 9 items. "Fuck. I really needed a bag for all this stuff."

Also. Why would a person ever want to touch someone else phone? That's like the dirtiest item I can imagine. I assume that all phones are covered in a thin layer of human excrement - shit and jizz, and strange mucus membranes. It's disgusting

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Haha, oh lordy that sounds to what I am like too. The hesitation stumbling and mumbling sometimes when someone asks you a simple thing!!

I can only imagine what phones are covered in and I bet it is exactly like that. Imagine licking one!! Yeek!

Haha what would be worse licking a random person's phone or the inner window of a subway train... hmm that's a tough one.

The subway train might win. There are some grubby shenanigans going on down there!