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LOL, that's actually a very funny, imagination provoking one...
I haven't made any millions utilizing 'surplus', LOL. But I like it so much I don't intend to sell any. :)

I'm waiting to read some interesting replies, perhaps you should add an additional interesting question:
"If so, what would you do with the million(s)?" ;)

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All the parts which have an opening can be called as holes.

So the holes would be as follows;

Hole for Neck or collar = 1

Hole for Two arms = 2

Hole for torso = 1

Torn holes in front = 2

Torn holes in back = 2

Therefore total number of holes = 8