Its 7.50 am here at the ever busy street of Ojuelegba!
"Ojuelegba" is a Yoruba word that literally means; "The Whipping Eyes".
Have you ever find yourself at the ever busy Ojuelegba cross road?
The Ojuelegba Under Bridge; where all manners of hustlers meet to bargain and exchange all sorts of good and services even illicit drugs, booze and sex?
Ojuelegba is the commercial nerve center of gambling, lottery and casinos in Nigeria! Now you know! (Smiles)
You want a first time experienced with a drug addict? Come down to Ojuelegba under-bridge!
You want to be streetwise? Come down to Ojuelegba under-bridge!
You want a first time experienced with an Olosho? Come down to Ojuelegba road anytime from 10.00 Pm; that's e the peak period Mondays - Sundays!
You want a first hand experienced with a kingpin and his goons; come down to Ojuelegba under-bridge!
How about getting entertained for free? Come down to Ojuelegba to witnessed all manners of dramas and road shows!
You want something to read; magazines, newspapers vendors, best seller novels? Ojuelegba is the capital for all manners of books and soft sell magazines! Even pornography too! (Winks)
Ojuelegba, the heart beat of Lagos metropolis; the city that never sleeps! You snooze, you lose! That's the saying down here and always "shines your eyes!" Pick pocketers will casually brushes over you and smile at you saying "sorry Bros!" Indeed Sorry for you my friend! (Smiles)
I love this neighbourhood called Ojuelegba for its fast pace everyday life, its never ending adventures and its everyday human angle stories; Wiz-Kid - Ojuelegba hit track was a testament to the everyday life and experiences of people living and working in Ojuelegba!
You are a lady who likes adventures; come down to Ojuelegba! Don't forget to always carry your pepper sprays with you especially when going for a casual walk at night! Knowing taekwondo is also necessary else... Don't be scare! LOL!
Be wary of that dark streets before you ventured further because there are rapists lurking down the corner waiting patiently for you to just make one wrong move; they will so pounce on you like school of lions attacking their single prey in the wild!
They will rape you off your decency and dignity (groupie) to stupor that if you live to tell your stories your life shall never remained the same ever again!
When they finally set you free, you will be offered N200.00 (Naira) note with good advice to go see your doctor except if you want to have a bastard child that will always serve as your memorabilia of tonight's events?!
"...Not forgetting, there is a Police Station down the road, please don't forget to file a report at the police station on your experienced this evening, we would love to see your lovely face in court narrating our mutual sexcapades with you to the satisfaction of the presiding judge." (#customerdadani!)Winks
Good morning steemians...
Good morning from Ojuelegba - Shit hole!
Image credit: Google image (ojuelegba)
Ojuelegba, the street that never sleeps!
Nice write-up...I think Ojuelegba has become a better place now though
If I hear... Lol!