She is my heroine too! I wish I had her nerve.
Don't forget the people who burst out sobbing - oh wait, that could be me. I embarrassed my mother horribly one time.
And my friend and I were guilty of #6 one time. After we'd laughed hysterically for a while, we realised nobody else was laughing and sheepishly picked ourselves up off the floor. Oops.
Well at least you're being honest about it!