Being productive can make the difference between accomplishing your goals and getting what you want in life! Here are some fantastic tips to improve your productivity!
Wake up after 5:00 a.m
Studies suggest that your chances for success start after 5 a.m. Why would anyone wake up before that? So sleep in nice and late! When you wake up too early, other people aren't up yet. And this makes it easy for you to have distraction-free work, which isn't helpful. Being distracted improves your productivity. Plus by sleeping in, That probably means you had extra sleep. Which is always a good thing!
Never Read
Reading is for lazy people. Why would you read, when you can watch a movie? Reading is not only time consuming, but it's a serious time waster. Movies can be over in 2 hours or less! Plus they are more entertaining than books! Exposure to other stories is not good for you. Why would you want to expand your horizons? Staying in your little bubble is so much more fun.
Eat Breakfast
Fasting isn't good for you, waiting until lunch and finishing your food by 8:00 pm will cause you to get fat! There have been so many studies that prove eating breakfast is good for you! I mean it's the common myth of humanity. So eat your breakfast! The healthiest breakfasts consist of sugary foods to give you a morning spike. Opt for sodas, Donuts, and a sugary energy drink! That will get you ready for the day.
It's not hard to be productive! Just do these things, and you'll be the most productive person on the planet.
This post is a joke so do the opposite.
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Hahaha i completely agree with number 1!!
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OMG you are so funny! I busted up laughing.
we look so happy though :'D
Right we do!! heheh XD
I woke up at 4 30 am this morning but usually I wake up at 7 am
WOW thats impressive I admire that. I need to fix my sleep schedule... Again LOL
I think all our life we have to fix a lot of things :D
So true! we are constantly growing and developing ourselves.
And don't forget the most important one: spend as much time as possible on Facebook...
RIGHT!? How did I not think of that one! ?
Maybe you were too busy eating your sugary foods, accompanied by sodas and energy drinks, for breakfast! :D
So true hahah XDDD I did have a soda today cough... LOl.
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Some of them i am following but dew to work load some of them miss out
Aww yeah! Sometimes the work load makes it hard to do everything. I can totally relate to that one.
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Well ....hmm 5am is damn early, even if you wake up at 6am you are still "early to rise", unless you are a kundalini yogi who needs to wake up at 4am to meditate and take a freezing shower.
And everythin Ibhave studied indicates breakfast is super important to eat.
The only joke in there I think is Never Read. But please do Read My Blog and Upvote (no joke :d 😂😝😂)
So true! Hahah I think 5 is pushing it sometimes.
There are studies that go for and against the breakfast thing, So It's kind of confusing. haha. Who knows what is the right way to go.
Hey it is almost midnight in Utah, shouldn't you be tucking in soon to get a good 5 hours sleep? Or wait does that mean you should or should not sleep in. I really am confused now :)
(It is almost 8am for me, but now I am not sure if should just go back to bed and watch tv :) )
Thank you for the tips, waking uo early is hapiness
You didn't get me this time lol!!
I read often, I have breakfast but I usually sleep after 5am... Like for instance it's nearly 7am in the UK and I haven't. Been to sleep 😭😭😭
I'm an insomniac lol
Aww Man I failed LOL.
Aww! Thats still not too bad hahah. I'm the same way sometimes.
No, no no no!! @kaylinart you have it all wrong. We must divulge in cheesecake for breakfast. Much more sugar in that than a donut :-) But, on the flipside, they say sleep is a beautiful thing. Idk who said that, but they must not have been a blogger, lol. The early bird gets more than the worm :-)
What if you work nights?
Haha story of my life, I wake up with the sun, doesn't matter how late I went to sleep, il be up by 7 max. My body seems to think even 2 hours is enough sleep😩😩
Nice post Ma'am.. Very well said! thank you for this thought evoking post!
And of course do not read the news, watch memes instead, it makes us wise xD
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That's quite an interesting way to say what you want. Nice read. Yes, I am reading this and wasting time ;)! Keep up the good work.
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Wonderful topic well done
Lovely post. The photos r also too nice.
I need to develop a solid morning routine. I have 5 daughters so morning is a great time to get in some extra work, but usually I prefer to sleep in.
Thanks for reminding me about some life hacks I had heard before but never implemented!
Interesting fact. I always tryed to wake up fast but some time fails. I have seen the difference between early rising and late rising in my life. And it is always good to watch movies I like it.
Thanks for sharing such interesting facts.
I can't agree with 1-2
I.V. sugar water drip for breakfast, diet pills and Red Bull for lunch, and twelve frozen burritos for dinner. Eat them frozen so they last longer in your stomach. Simple life hacks!
figured it was a joke.. :)
Très bon article comme d'habitude vous êtes formidable.
Hello Good Day,
realy nice,
Thank you for sharing
hahaha... I was reading and was thinking, you can't be serious, especially the part about reading is for lazy people, until reading the last part about this being a joke. I was so relieved to read that, for a moment I was worried for people who were upvoting your post :)
This is nice! Saving this story and resteeming for future refernce! :)
And im not really a morning and breakfast person, but if it's for productivity, then its a go! Thanks man! This story is awesome! :)
What is this sudden burst of Satire creativity?!!
Hhahahahaha
I absolutely love it!
Wow. This whole posts contradicts my existence.
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thanks for the great tips 😂
interesting article
It looks like typical day of my dog. He does not read, he eats his breakfest, and wakes me up at 5 am
"This post is a joke so do the opposite."
[...silently backs away...]
Breakfast is for losers, Dinner at 7am is where it's at :)
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Add to that list to fall asleep after 2-3 AM. The perfect receipe for productivity! :D
Smoke some weed when you wake up, turn on the TV, grab some healthy chips, wear your pajama, prepare the phone and money next to you to order some pizza for later, and you'll be even more productive! I guarantee, tested, approved. :) (On the good tips of Kayling!)
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I like the one that ssys to never read,lol awesome post 👍