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It's the Scottish thing ;0)

I hope your wearing yer Kilt :)

Lol, no. Strictly for weddings that one. Oh aye, and if the missus fancies a bit of purple monkey hiding!!

Bless her I think she needs the beer more than you then lol

She's on the low alcohol stuff!!

Cos you drink all the beer

No!! Cos she is expecting boom number 2!!