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Then he would have been up your roof throwing tiles about charging you two hundred bucks!

Some bastidge did that to my folks, I was mighty cross. So I treat them all like vagabonds now

I would have sat outside watching him and keep asking what's he's doing. I can be quite annoying Haha I know that surprised you hahaha

They dont care half the time. They just lie and then start eating chips. Trust me, I would trust pigeons more not to shit than I would random doorknockers! lol

I dont get anyone knocking at my door anymore. Probably due to hubby shouting fu** off, he's not a people person.

I need to get more shouty but the missus seems to relish it more