Hahahahaha! Oh gosh, you had me spitting out my coffee this morning!
As this was written last night, I suspect you may still be sleeping off a hangover this morning.... I hope your shindig was as merry and japery-filled as possible!
I'm with your wife on the kebab front though. XD
I actually managed it! Kebab free!! Although the house kinda stinks of chicken Madras as I went down the curry avenue instead. And I am as rough as a badgers chuff
Ah, the curry avenue... a beautiful and most acceptable place to be any time of day or night! Get thee some coffee, some paracetamol and a bacon sarnie and all will be right with the world!! :)
Ha, and that is exactly what I have done. Now the world is slightly less squinty :OD