Shitting your pants is always apt!
Yes, we are in the precipice of technological breakthroughs. Science Fiction is now just science. Why yes, my good man. A screen that you can touch and you can send commands on it without clicking any buttons. The marvels of modern science at work! Pretty soon we would be able to carry a miniature version of the wormhole in our pockets!
I just but l can't wrap my head around it. I mean how would this touchscreen thingy know when you are done? Does it at least have an enter key?
That's the beauty of it! It doesn't, per se. But, you can just not touch it and the display would just vanish. Like magic! Plus, the cool thing about it is that the shape of the whole phone is based on the Earth itself!! :O
I have heard of this rectangular earth theory.
Nonsense I say, the earth whilst being flat is distinctly circular!!! Not sperical though. That is heresy.
No, sir. Nuh uh. No, sir. Time is circular, a flat circle at that, but the Earth? Our Earth? I think not. But, I see your theory, and I understand where you're coming from. At the very least, we flat earthers need to stick together, despite our differing shape opinions.
Yes, we must. For those without, will always envy those within. And without their contrary opinions, them within us we shall every wonder...