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I have heard of this rectangular earth theory.
Nonsense I say, the earth whilst being flat is distinctly circular!!! Not sperical though. That is heresy.

No, sir. Nuh uh. No, sir. Time is circular, a flat circle at that, but the Earth? Our Earth? I think not. But, I see your theory, and I understand where you're coming from. At the very least, we flat earthers need to stick together, despite our differing shape opinions.

Yes, we must. For those without, will always envy those within. And without their contrary opinions, them within us we shall every wonder...