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I have hard of these master card's of which you speak! Take me to them!

I will gladly take you, bro-ker. But first, I need your birthdate, mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet. For verification purposes of course.

Of course... Would you like me to pay a facilitation fee? If so please send on the details of the receiving bank. Including your full details and passport number please

Thank you for that information. I will gladly sent it over once you send a stipend of $100 and your Social Security Number. Please, and thank you.

Done I will send this as soon as you send me a small part of your index finger

Is that all?? Ha! Cut, sealed, sent. I didn't need my index finger anyway.

Hahaha...










sucker...

Excellent, now if you can guess my name I will spin something into gold!!