porridge made with jizzum

Oh my, what a visual! I guess we know that kids these days would gobble up that bukkake face cream every time. Hmm.. "gobble" might not have been a good choice of words.

Teens.. Haha! I couldn't imagine how the adults feel like while I was at that stage. I feel so old whenever I hear teens talk, and I couldn't fathom how I would be able to resist from punching my teen self if I hear myself talk like them. It feels so long ago, but I feel like I did went through that phase. I shudder. The way teens brag like they know everything is so infuriating. A hundred times? Maybe because they get off whenever their willys get glanced even with the slightest touch.

I'm so proud that I was able to read the whole thing without the need for the translation. I'm ready to accept that honorary Glaswegian title now haha!