Who could blame her!? I mean look at those pecs, and those dreamy pools where your eyes should be. Don't get me started with that smile that could launch a thousand warships!
Seriously though, that fatherhood aura is still in play, what more now that you're a twice father! Double the daddy mmm mmm! Where was I again? Oh right the baby fat. With the good lady on a collision course with the red tent, I imagine Daddy Day Care would be paying off in terms off calories burned.
Ah is that what it is. The delicious musky scent of fatherhood twice over! I thought it was because I hadn't showered. :OD
Well, that too. You can never hold on to the scent if you wash yourself. Is that why showering was invented? To combat the threat of overpopulation?
I think it is exactly why it was invented! Never mind those greasy sheaths that hold it back. Just don't wash!!
For the love of the guy whose responsibility it is to paint the "Population" sign in the city limits, ladies restrain your baginas when you catch a whiff of a two-day old non-wash!
Hehe, oh that's funny!!
You know what's not funny? VD :/