He sure is taking his sweet time, isn't he? Probably snickering inside the womb thinking about his first worldly mischief. Although, with every second that passes, I'm really getting suspicious about all of this being a ruse. The theory you brought up about your good lady's golden ticket to unlimited massages and foot rubs is getting more traction all the more.

Would you believe that when I was a kid, when I wanted to grow up I wanted to be Indiana Jones? Haha! I wanted to be an archaeologist because of that guy, and only when I was an adult did I realize that... he should've ran forward effectively avoiding the boulder instead of running in the same direction. See that space beneath the boulder? Great job, Dr. Jones.